in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
we´ve been found out
if there was a largest dildo contest this thing would win
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
(Source: jourdonnais, via tokillapromqueen)
walk into the club like what up i gotta big spock
nah man i wasnt born in any of those 12 months
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind.